The Twelve Days of [Alien] Christmas

Editor's Note: Here's an old classic to start off our last issue before Christmas. Being a classic, I had a hard time verifying who the original author was. Does anyone out there happen to know?

The Twelve Days of [Alien] Christmas

On the first day of Christmas, an alien gave to me:
A crashed flying saucer and crew.

On the second day of Christmas, an alien gave to me:
Two men in black,
and a crashed flying saucer and crew.

On the third day of Christmas, an alien gave to me:
Three implants,
Two men in black,
and a crashed flying saucer and crew.

On the fourth day of Christmas, an alien gave to me:
Four mother ships,
Three implants,
Two men in black,
and a crashed flying saucer and crew.

On the fifth day of Christmas, an alien gave to me:
FIVE MISSING HOURS
Four mother ships,
Three implants,
Two men in black,
and a crashed flying saucer and crew.

On the sixth day of Christmas, an alien gave to me:
Six cattle corpses,
FIVE MISSING HOURS
Four mother ships,
Three implants,
Two men in black,
and a crashed flying saucer and crew.

On the seventh day of Christmas, an alien gave to me:
Seven books from Whitley,
Six cattle corpses,
FIVE MISSING HOURS
Four mother ships,
Three implants,
Two men in black,
and a crashed flying saucer and crew.

On the eighth day of Christmas, an alien gave to me:
Eight funny rashes,
Seven books from Whitley,
Six cattle corpses,
FIVE MISSING HOURS
Four mother ships,
Three implants,
Two men in black,
and a crashed flying saucer and crew.

On the ninth day of Christmas, an alien gave to me:
Nine hoaxers hoaxing,
Eight funny rashes,
Seven books from Whitley,
Six cattle corpses,
FIVE MISSING HOURS
Four mother ships,
Three implants,
Two men in black,
and a crashed flying saucer and crew.

On the tenth day of Christmas, an alien gave to me: Ten men debunking,
Nine hoaxers hoaxing,
Eight funny rashes,
Seven books from Whitley,
Six cattle corpses,
FIVE MISSING HOURS
Four mother ships,
Three implants,
Two men in black,
and a crashed flying saucer and crew.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, an alien gave to me: Eleven grays intruding,
Ten men debunking,
Nine hoaxers hoaxing,
Eight funny rashes,
Seven books from Whitley,
Six cattle corpses,
FIVE MISSING HOURS
Four mother ships,
Three implants,
Two men in black,
and a crashed flying saucer and crew.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, an alien gave to me:
Twelve hybrids mating,
Eleven grays intruding,
Ten men debunking,
Nine hoaxers hoaxing,
Eight funny rashes,
Seven books from Whitley,
Six cattle corpses,
FIVE MISSING HOURS
Four mother ships,
Three implants,
Two men in black,
and a crashed flying saucer and crew.

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When You Wish Upon A Star

Article By Jim Aho

Editor's Note: As many of you might have seen in past issues, one of my personal passions is the topic of UFOs in the Bible. I just wanted to take this opportunity to send you some food for thought on that topic with Christmas coming up. Enjoy, and have a Very Merry Christmas!

Star Of Bethlehem

You know what a star looks like, right? You also know what airplane lights look like, right? I'm assuming all of you could easily answer yes to both questions. Now think about this: What if you knew what stars looked like but didn't know what an airplane was? What would you call the airplane lights?

Ok, I'm going to play the part of the person who doesn't know what an airplane is. Now, if I were to tell you that last night I saw a set of flashing stars that moved across the sky, what would you say? Would you agree that they were stars, or would you tell me that I really saw an airplane?

With this in mind, look at the following passages. Remember, the wise men knew what stars were, but probably didn't know what UFOs were:

Matthew 2: 9-11 (NIV)

After they had heard the king, they went on their way, and the star they had seen in the east went ahead of them until it stopped over the place where the child was. When they saw the star, they were overjoyed. On coming to the house, they saw the child with his mother Mary, and they bowed down and worshiped him. Then they opened their treasures and presented him with gifts of gold and of incense and of myrrh.

We all know that stars don't move across the sky and hover over a particular house, don't we? If I'm wrong about that, I hope there's an astronomer out there who will let me know. So what was it that the wise men saw hovering over that house? Could it be the first UFO recorded in association with the life of Christ? Or maybe it wasn't...

Shepherds And Angels

Before the wise men followed the Star of Bethlehem, we have this account of a strange encounter:

Luke 2: 8-15 (NIV)

And there were shepherds living out in the fields nearby, keeping watch over their flocks at night. An angel of the Lord appeared to them, and the glory of the Lord shone around them, and they were terrified. But the angel said to them, "Do not be afraid. I bring you good news of great joy that will be for all the people. Today in the town of David a Savior has been born to you; he is Christ the Lord. This will be a sign to you: You will find a baby wrapped in cloths and lying in a manger." Suddenly a great company of the heavenly host appeared with the angel, praising God and saying, "Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace to men on whom his favor rests." When the angels had left them and gone into heaven, the shepherds said to one another, "Let's go to Bethlehem and see this thing that has happened, which the Lord has told us about."

Wow, it must have been quite a sight. Were these angels accompanied by UFOs? Maybe that's what is meant when it says they went "into heaven." And it could account for the amazing amount of light that they reported.

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